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Not really!
I just went upstairs to put on a different shirt, and it was so tight. "This must have shrunk in the wash," I reasoned, and then wondered why it hadn't ever shrunk before when I washed it.
"Oh no," I thought, suddenly realizing: "I must be getting fat."
I was about to freak out and put in my Jillian Michaels DVD when I fortunately remembered the truth.
Whew. Close one.
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