NUGGETS!!!

Tonight we had Chick-Fil-A for dinner. I got nuggets, for several reasons:

1. I like them.

2. They remind me of my second-favorite sports team. The Nuggets.






Why are they my second-favorite? I believe the answer is obvious.

"Nugget."

Just say it.

I'm 90% sure that "nugget" could be the funniest word in the English language. It is possibly even funnier than "moist" and "weasel."

It even looks funny. The longer you look at it, the more ridiculous it is. Nugget. Ha ha.

Yes, that is my main reason for liking them. I'll admit it: I've never seen them play. But let's be honest here. They don't matter anyway. What matters is having an awesome name.

But that leads us to another question: if they're only my second-favorite team, then... who's Number One?!

Well, that is obvious. The Blazers.

Because Carl said so.

Also because it takes a blaze to cook a nugget. I know that from baking dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets for my little cousins. Alternatively, you could argue that cooking a nugget only takes "Heat" but then you would be wrong.



So many nuggets. So little time.